Creature #1: Car

1. Appearance

The famous Car has a shiny metallic body that is basically the color of Homer Simpson’s beard. He has the most GIGANTIC MASSIVE HUMONGOUS nose that is quite prominent. He owns a goofy silly smile with a big ol’ lower lip to increase cuteness factor (it didn’t work at all clearly, this thing’s hideous). His eyes are merged together like Cars the Pixar movie or also Sonic, but Car has never heard of either of these and thinks all eyes look as dumb as his do. His rubbery black wheels count up to only two in total, making it difficult for Car to balance on his terribly designed body. They often slip and slide when he tries to drive on the peanut butter.

2. Behavior

Car is a pretty nice dude, but only talks when it’s the most annoying to hear. He often blurts out outdated internet memes out of his awful mouth because he thinks it’s 2012. He’s delusional because he thinks people laugh at his very unfunny jokes. When he sees the humans who often get trapped in the halls of doom, he tries to befriend them by bringing stale gummy bears as sustenance for the weary traveler. Then Car will constantly follow you around whether you want him to or not. Don’t be fooled, he’s useful, very rarely though. But nothing he does is truly dangerous or hurtful, although he is a massive pain in the brain wrinkles with his idiotic ranting about the future of Minecraft graphics. He really wishes he could have an Elgin cutlass pistol, he has wanted one since he was one of those Flintstones cars that you have to use your feet to move forward.

3. Diet

Car eats exclusively a very healthy, normal, and balanced diet of dried up mongoose fingers, porcupine noses, and parrot eyeballs. Don’t ask where he gets them, it’s probably most definitely illegally imported from the very most obscure countries. He often crunches on sword-billed hummingbird beaks but they cause Car’s teeth to scream in fear. He only drinks the dirtiest of gasoline, and has built many many oil rigs.