HOC: Entry #2 - Alphabert
Number: 002
Nickname: Alphabert
Height: 8.32 inches
Danger level: VERY (to your self esteem)
Alphabert is most definitely one of the creatures of all time. He is NOT your friend, in fact, your enemy. Well, he would be if he wasn’t so lame.
1. Appearance
Alphabert resembles your classic alphabet soup! Y’know, the kind you played with more than you actually ate. He sits in a painfully average bowl, and owns a furry pair of eyebrows. His sadistic grin is sure to shiver your timbers. His goofy googly eyes are unstable and might just fall out. The noodly letters are certainly a treat, but not for your emotions sadly.
2. Behavior
Alphabert is MEAN. Very angry mean. But thankfully he does not use the curse words, phew. It’s kept PG. He cannot talk at all, but he can spit out the letters to say mean comments. Things like “U R UGLY” are very common to hear from this bert de alpha. Other than hurtful words, he isn’t actually dangerous at all. He might taste nasty, he’s expired, but at least he’s company in these lonely halls.
3. Diet
…Does he even eat anything? Even I’m not sure. Let’s just say he does photosynthesis and call it a day. How does he do it? I don’t know, something to do with the noodle letters, leave me alone. He does, however, occasionally mix some hot sauce in himself just for the fun of it. It hurts his eyes… makes him even more angry!!!
4. Special Trait: Meany
He’s a meany meany pants. Except he has no pants. This time, the snotty high schoolers are not good enough artists to draw him well, how sad, he’s not popular. Mainly because he’s so mean, nobody wants be around him.
(yes, I know there are no images for you to see under here, sorry, that’s coming soon)
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