WELCOME TO THE HALL OF CREATURES!
Welcome home! Here, you will find various descriptions of fantastical and ridiculous creatures and locations. Once you enter, you may never escape, so be warned…
I would highly advise you to press the “Proceed with Caution” link at the top before you continue, it will lead you somewhere where you can learn how this website works in a bit more detail! …Yes, this website involves reading, so if you can’t handle that then you don’t deserve my time. So if you’re either in 2nd grade or just lazy then please go back to whatever you were doing before now.
Disclaimer: yep, not all of this website is finished. The floors tab is still useless, and there’s only two creatures. There are many cool things planned for this website that I haven’t even scratched the surface of yet, so stay tuned!
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1. Bricks U.S.A.
This is quite a useful website which resells Lego pieces (and maybe retired Lego sets later down the line). You might be wondering, “why are these websites even included here? They don’t have anything to do with this website.” Well, you’re just…. wrong if you think that by the way. Embarrassingly incorrect, actually. You see, feeble-minded reader, these are totally affiliated with the Hall. It’ll just, uh… be explained later, yeah. Whatever, just check this out, really. Legos are pretty cool, even better when you’re supporting a small business. So get on there, and buy some “sup (copy)”s. …Yeah, lots of placeholders right now.
2. Roberts Construction Service
This is a neat website which you can get help with renovations and stuff from. It’s unreasonably expensive, but honestly, being poor is a choice, so just get more money. So, take this advice: get good. Anyways, this website (probably) specializes in galvanized square steel and eco-friendly wood veneers, so if you just hate your tiny apartment then you know who to call. (Emphasis on probably, if they can’t do it then don’t come back here crying) A legend is going about that says the person who made this website regrets it and wants a photography website instead. Can we get 5 big booms for that?
3. Meg’s Journal
Is this related at all to this website? Not in the slightest, but neither are the other ones. So, here’s a portfolio for ya, you’re welcome. I know what you’re thinking: “Shut up, Meg.” Unfortunately, this is not Meg Griffin’s portfolio, but it’s the next best thing: a portfolio of someone you probably don’t even know. So you know what I say? Don’t shut up, Meg. Cuz this is a pretty fun website, you can read about basically whatever, kinda like this website but more normal, and a lot more pink. So check it out, you won’t be disappointed. After all, it has a pretty sick transition.
4. Cider Cat Co.
I have no idea what this is, some sorta cult I guess? You can buy stuff here someday, probably. I can’t find a logo so take this placeholder. You can also stalk them instead of your ex, I guess that’s an improvement you could benefit from. Instead of reading about how your ex is thriving without you, you can now read about total insanity!
I highly recommend Crazy Cattle 3D! (I have no idea why the video below is “restricted” lol, promise it’s not bad)
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