WELCOME TO THE HALL OF CREATURES!
I would highly advise you to press the “Proceed with Caution” link at the top before you continue, it will lead you somewhere where you can learn how this website works in a bit more detail! …Yes, this website involves reading, so if you can’t handle that then you don’t deserve my time. So if you’re either in 2nd grade or just lazy then please go back to whatever you were doing before now.
Disclaimer: a LOT of this website isn’t finished yet, so there are many, many placeholder images. They will all be replaced soon.
POSTS
Welcome to the Posts tab. This is where you can catch up on all the juicy lore for this nonsensical website, if for some reason, you care enough.
There are a few different types: Journal Entries, Travel Guides, and Random. These are all pretty self-explanatory, you’re welcome by the way. Journal Entries cover the origin story of this website, and the mysterious guy who made it (me!!). Travel Guides give you helpful tips on how to survive the Hall of Creatures, of course. And Random means just what you think it means: random stuff. It’s your miscellaneous posts which you can use when you wanna burn away a few braincells, I guess.
If you like stories that take themselves way too seriously, then look no further!
MIS AMIGOS
1. Bricks U.S.A.
This is quite a useful website which resells Lego pieces (and maybe retired Lego sets later down the line). You might be wondering, “why are these websites even included here? They don’t have anything to do with this website.” Well, you’re just…. wrong if you think that by the way. Embarrassingly incorrect, actually. You see, feeble-minded reader, these are totally affiliated with the Hall. It’ll just, uh… be explained later, yeah. Whatever, just go on and check out these websites already! There’s too much exposition here anyways…
2. Roberts Construction Service
This is a neat website which you can get help with renovations and stuff from. It’s unreasonably expensive, but honestly, being poor is a choice, so just get more money. So, take this advice: get good. Anyways, this website (probably) specializes in galvanized square steel and eco-friendly wood veneers, so if you just hate your tiny apartment then you know who to call. (Emphasis on probably, if they can’t do it then don’t come back here crying)
3. Meg Journal
So, here’s some portfolio for you to read, I’m not even gonna make up a reason why I’m linking this here. Just for the publicity, you feel me? Yeah, you get it. Publicity for what? Well, you ask too many questions, y’know… Go ahead, check it out for yourself, or something. After all, you’re here to read stuff, right? And if you’re reading this, then you’re clearly interested in this website, right? Then stop stalling.
4. Cider Cat Co.
I have no idea what this is, some sorta cult I guess? You can buy stuff here someday, probably. I can’t find a logo so take this placeholder.
